Tis the season!! The evenings when you go to bed with the windows open and fall asleep to the cool breezes coming through! Fantastic!
Not so fantastic, open window weather and your 5 year old throws a tantrum larger than the grand canyon! I am pretty sure tomorrow morning when we are leaving and going along with the normal routine our neighbors (brand new neighbors) will be looking at us quite differently.
I swear I was not beating the child, although from the screams I am sure outsiders had visions of bamboo under being inserted under the child's fingernails.
A hand was never laid upon her, there were no threats of shipping her off to Abudabi, or even a mention of some sort of accidental "switch" at the hospital.
It was as simple as, "You need to get in bed, you're exhausted"
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
It progressed from there. I'm pretty sure she is no longer allowed to have cake at her wedding, not sure how far ahead the punishments went.
We just went from the Huxtable's to the Simpson's in a matter of hours.
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